I know funny.

I KNOW funny!
Here’s what I know. I know about comedy. I screamed at a kid today that he didn’t know funny because he didn’t like my idea.
I also figured out that comedy lives in my shoulder. Know how I know that? Because I have severe stabbing pains in my shoulder that I thought were caused by poor weightlifting technique. Cuyler said it’s ’cause my funnybone is in the wrong place. Then I realized that he was wrong. Know why? Because my funnybone is SO precise that it grew all the way up my tibia or whatever and pierced my rotator cuff tendon or whatever it’s called. How come it did that? Because I have funny IN my bones now, where most people have just one, separate bone.